My first web page

What this is

A simple page put together using HTML. I said a simple page put together using HTML. A simple page put together using HTML. A simple page put together using HTML. A simple page put together using HTML. A simple page put together using HTML. A simple page put together using HTML. A simple page put together using HTML. A simple page put together using HTML.

Why this is

• To learn HTML
• To show off
  1. To my boss
  2. To my friends
  3. To my cat
  4. To the little talking duck in my brain
• Because I have fallen in love with my computer and want to give her some HTML loving.

Where to find the tutorial

Some random tables

Some random form

Note: It looks the part, but won't do a damned thing.

This web site is about HTML and CSS.

So I asked Bob about quotations on the Web and he said I know as much about quotations as I do about pigeon fancying. Luckily, I found HTML Dog and it said:

blockquote and q are used for quotations. blockquote is generally used for standalone often multi-line quotations whereas q is used for shorter, in-line quotations.

According to the Bible, after six days God said screw this for a lark, I'm having a nap.

If you add the line givevaderachuckle = true; to the destroy_planet subroutine and then type ilovejabba into the console, the big bad green Death Star laser will etch Slug Lover! on the planet's surface.

    <div id="intro">
    <h1>Some heading</h1>
    <p>Some paragraph paragraph thing thing thingy.</p>
    </div>
  

Some random glossary thing

HTML

Abbreviation for HyperText Markup Language - a language used to make web pages.

Dog

Any carnivorous animal belonging to the family Canidae.

The domesticated sub-species of the family Canidae, Canis lupus familiaris.

Moo juice

Cat beer

Milk

A white liquid produced by cows and used for human consumption.

Author contact details

Bob's canine mother and equine father sat him down and carefully explained that he was an allopolyploid organism.

I have decided to decrease increase the amount of free ice cream that the State will provide for its citizens.

del ins

Written by Doctor Who on Thursday 21st November 2052.

He wants to play with his Legos

The person being quoted is clearly American because, for some odd reason, they pluralise "Lego".

• Here
• There
• Limbo

I'm really bad at writing link text. Click here to find out more. (hover over it, actually)